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  • Member Since:

    February 28, 2007

  • Sex:

    Female

  • Age:

    39

  • Relationship Status:

    In a relationship

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  • Sexual Orientation:

    Lesbian

  • Location:

    Atlanta, GA

  • Zodiac:

    Pisces


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Hey, guys....Welcome to my page on GLEE! And if you've returned for another round, Welcome Back! I am currently a Co-Host on "The Bert Show" on Q100 in Atlanta and I'm on the Podcast "Pride In Between" on iTunes. Take some time to peruse through my Pictures and Groups, including Radio With A Twist, Recycle, and the Chunky Milk Gang, based on my own cartoon creation. (Shameless plug) And all these are updated periodically, so be sure and come back when you can. Want to learn more about The Bert Show? My cartoons, blogs, and other surprises? Then be sure and stop by www.melissatimes.com! Enjoy...

recent blog posts

Guest Blogger - Holly Firfer

Posted November 03rd, 2009 at 01:32am

Who are the Jonas Brothers??? Why on earth do we have mirrors? I mean, just when you feel good about yourself, reality sets in - in the form of a reflection. We all relish those moments. Ya make it up the stairs without passing out... the produce guy actually does a double-take as you waltz past the bananas for a graceful entrance into the citrus section... or those jeans that used to cut off the circulation to your brain now aren't quite as tight, and you actually get in the car without... (continue reading)

Halloween Costume #1 - Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta

Posted October 24th, 2009 at 03:59am

My first Halloween costume of 2009 has been revealed! Kim Zolciak from "Real Housewives of Atlanta!" Go to http://tinyurl.com/yzwhh3w to see all the details!

Women, You Are NASTY in the Bathroom

Posted October 21st, 2009 at 01:24am

Women, you are nasty in the bathroom. I have been in several public bathrooms recently where I have sat down to pee, only to realize that you had already peed on the seat before me. Sliding on the wet toilet ring, feeling your DNA absorb in my skin, is not the way I should have to spend my stall time. And this spillage is likely from women who, in their own lives, are constantly telling their men and children to clean up after themselves. I know we struggle at work to get certain employees... (continue reading)