Typhoid_Mary's Blog

Sure, I know that magazines are just another media ploy to get me to look a certain way, buy certain things, and all that cow manure.Basically Im being told by some jackass that my preferences for a nonmaterialistic life are wrong. But theres a few things that strike me as, well humorous.

Mens magazines.Good Lord. Of all the various magazines and issues Ive actually read, and I regret doing so. These magazines focus on primarily two things. Boobs and sports. I guess they go together like spaghetti and meatballs. Now if only they could get females to play football with their boobies in full view men would be estatic. Unless theyre gay men, then I think that the gay men would go on about how their uniforms are the ugliest thing they've ever seen. So its boobs and sports eh? Whats the whole fascination with the two? Better yet, how do the two relate? Cause I dont fucking get it. Thats gotta be like asking for a Brazilian wax when you have a very bad rash.Or asking someone for a suckjob when you have genital herpes O_O

Womens magazines. Now these just crack me the fuck up.Theres always a section in these magazines with basically nude women with their naughty bits covered up posing for how much weight they lost while wearing shoes with heels smaller than a toothpick.Im a fairly average weight, 145 lbs. And I couldnt walk in those fucking shitkickers they define as "shoes".Or maybe I just dont understand that either.

So could someone please fucking fill me in or something?

Peace,Love,Lube,Booze and Sickness