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"How do I know you're not just trying to get me in the sack?"

 He looked at me oddly before he blinked a few times in astonishment. Then he blushed. "Oh. Oh, I'm gay as red shoes, can't you tell? Love it! Don't you know a gay guy when you see one?"

This was the first time I'd met anyone who admitted to such a thing, so I stammered like a dork, "H-h-how d-do you know you're really - that - "

He blinked a few more times, this time... (continue reading)

THE JOAN CRAWFORD MURDERS

Chapter one

The day had been so exciting that she drank way too much. Just as she was about to pass out, there was a knock at the dressing room door. She opened her eyes, opened the door, and saw a Joan Crawford in an old fashioned padded-shouldered 40s suit. She was confused. "Huh?"

"I'm Joan Crawford."

She answered, slurring, "Noooo, I'm Joan Crawford!"

"I'm the only Joan Crawford, so I'll have to kill you."

"BALLS! Look... (continue reading)

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