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personal messageThe third novel in my Tinseltown Trilogy is out: In the mid-70s, Jill, a sex-change in denial, buses west with the hope of becoming a star. She meets an aspiring gay photographer, Andernach, who instigates her discovery at a pool party. She pratfalls into a frenzy of tacky guerrilla film making, leaves her bonehead nudist boyfriend (who thought he was her manager) to live with a grand sex-change—not in denial—but dying of liver cancer. Jilly's cult fame finally allows her to save an elderly reclusive silent-movie glamour-queen from her hallucinations. A drag queen sewing circle gets her to a big gay bar, and her ensuing stand-up comedy and bad tabloid press lands her the underdog role in a major studio comedy. All the while bullets fly, as a mysterious man in an assortment of rubber monster masks stalks Jilly and the members of her new studio family.
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recent blog postsA scene from BAD MOVIESPosted October 19th, 2008 at 12:43pm
"How do I know you're not just trying to get me in the sack?" He looked at me oddly before he blinked a few times in astonishment. Then he blushed. "Oh. Oh, I'm gay as red shoes, can't you tell? Love it! Don't you know a gay guy when you see one?" This was the first time I'd met anyone who admitted to such a thing, so I stammered like a dork, "H-h-how d-do you know you're really - that - " He blinked a few more times, this time... (continue reading) This is how my drag queen novel starts:Posted March 26th, 2008 at 06:24pm
THE JOAN CRAWFORD MURDERS Chapter one The day had been so exciting that she drank way too much. Just as she was about to pass out, there was a knock at the dressing room door. She opened her eyes, opened the door, and saw a Joan Crawford in an old fashioned padded-shouldered 40s suit. She was confused. "Huh?" "I'm Joan Crawford." She answered, slurring, "Noooo, I'm Joan Crawford!" "I'm the only Joan Crawford, so I'll have to kill you." "BALLS! Look... (continue reading) The BEST drag queen novel of the year (so far)Posted March 20th, 2008 at 10:44pm
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