About me:
i am shorter than people expect.
my birthday is 12:12; we party.
i don't drive a car.
i like to smoke.
i would like to learn to knit.
i like presents, they are required and expected.
i am not your friend just because the internet says so.
i pee my pants.
i want to go to Japan.
i'd rather you hate me and not know me, than know me and like
me.
sometimes i try to plan the perfect murder. (i could pull it
off)
i love doing research on random things.
i once googled "How to go down on a girl properly"
i've always wanted to eat tiger pen is.... its a delicacy...
somewhere
i want cancer so i can try and defeat it then brag to people on
how i did it.
when i get a chance, i'm going to pack a single bag and flee the
country.
i wish i could sleep at night. (seriously)
My Heroes:
Farmers & Pharmacists. Adam he offers me diapers.
Also the people who have enough dedication to stalk, lurk &
creep.
I'd like to meet:
an individual who would like to dance and watch movies with
me.
To my friends:
if you were/ are not aware i have photos that are not viewable
to the public, go ahead check me out.Â
